They threw 26 in jail for singing too much Elton John...
26 has just written the following to me: ‘I’m not sure when I’ll get out, but I think it’s gonna be a long, long time’
Meanwhile Uppers is waiting for a really good spoonerism to arrive.......
Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
(And after that he's still waiting.........)