Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Postman thinks Vegans want to destroy the Earth to build a hyperspace bypass.

 

[All uphill]

Roger was in Swindon one evening. He asked a stranger where he could find a decent restaurant.

The answer was "Bristol".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers says "Pah" to restaurants. It's a Greasy Spoon for him every time.

 

[stephec]

26 was thrown out of his local KFC for clicking his fingers loudly and shouting, 'waiter, where's my fork 'n' spoon?'

 

[postman]

stephec was escorted out of Wetherspoons after shouting why are the bloody toilets so far away.I have wet myself now.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie has solved the wetting problem having invented Tena for men.

 

[rogerzilla]

26 bottles his wee and throws it out of the window like truckers do. Except he uses his bedroom window.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rog empties his gazunder over the garden fence. You should see the neighbour's potato crop.

 

[Speicher]

You really do not want to know what goes in Tbt's compost heap.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol keeps her music scores in the compost heap. Yes - they are decomposing.

 

[rogerzilla]

26 writes terrible music under the pseudonym of Phil Harmonic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 writes terrible music under the pseudonym of Phil Harmonic.

Rz is shocked and appalled that anyone can just walk into a music shop and buy a Banjo without any background checks.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once broke into his local music shop and smashed all the banjos. The police gave him a medal.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Rogerzilla was created when Roger Moore was exposed to radiation. His main hobby is ravaging Japan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogerzilla was created when Roger Moore was exposed to radiation. His main hobby is ravaging Japan.

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