Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky has had tea at the Ritz in London, but he said the price they charged was absolutely crackers.

 

[stephec]

Speicher has found a biscuit that she absolutely loves, it's a 2m version of the pink panther wafers.

The trouble is that she can only find them in one shop in Inverness, she goes up there at least once a month and stocks up though as she says that they're worth travelling a long wafer.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has found a biscuit that she absolutely loves, it's a 2m version of the pink panther wafers.

The trouble is that she can only find them in one shop in Inverness, she goes up there at least once a month and stocks up though as she says that they're worth travelling a long wafer.

Stephec travels to the Biscuit Isles off the west coast of Ireland to procure his favourites.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is talking about his favourite subject again...........................







The centipede with a wooden leg.......99 bump 99 bump 99 bump 99 bump

 

[Rocky]

Doug once had an old centipede as a pet.....

Sadly it was on its last legs

 

[stephec]

When it comes to legs Rocky either doesn't have one to stand on, or more often he's just plain old legless.

 

[All uphill]

Steph is checking whether the things he wants to say are leg-al, or if he's put his foot in it.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill has three legs, and Brooks are still working on a suitable saddle design.

 

[stephec]

RZ always uses a saddle with a cut out, he says it's essential due to the amount of baked beans that he eats.

 

[Speicher]

Steph has started learning to play golf, bought some clubs, and taken some lessons, but there is still a fair way to go.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher wouldn't want to play around with Doug












Sorry, that should have been.....wouldn't want to play a round with Doug, because he is far too good at golf.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is very creative and has invented a new sport. It's like golf but played with tennis rackets. It's called Glennis.

His score on the first hole, playing with Doug, was 15-love.

Next he wants to try tennis played with golf clubs and balls.

 

[Speicher]

Sorry, that should have been.....wouldn't want to play a round with Doug, because he is far too good at golf.

Funny story this, tho I may have told it before.

I was on holiday in the Isle of Wight, and in the evenings (it was the middle of summer) the hotel organised some informal games for guests to join in if they liked the idea.

One evening it was pitch and putt on an 18 hole course. I usually rely on "Beginner's Luck" for this, but admit to doing much better than my opponent on the first nine holes. My opponent then decided he needed to improve his game significantly if he wanted to win.

He did win, but it was close!

What is so funny about that, I hear you ask. My opponent was Mr Faldo, aka the father of Nick Faldo.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher once raced Nikki Lauda round London's Northe Circular. She won despite Nikki riding a Brompton while she only had an Audi A6

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers entered a cycle race. It was advertised as a Hill Climb. When asked how he got on he declared - "not good it was All uphill". He's been known as "All uphill" ever since.