Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug will be Ice Cold In Alex as soon as he's Dunkirk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug will be Ice Cold In Alex as soon as he's Dunkirk.

RZ knows It'll be after I've Dunrobin, Dunbarton and Dundee, too!

 

[Rocky]

What Doug wanted to say was that the term dun comes from Irish dún or Scottish Gaelic dùn (meaning "fort"), and is cognate with Old Welsh din (whence Welsh dinas "city" comes). In certain instances, place-names containing Dun- or similar in Northern England and Southern Scotland, may be derived from a Brittonic cognate of the Welsh form din. In this region, substitution of the Brittonic form by the Gaelic equivalent may have been widespread in toponyms. The Dacian dava (hill fort) is probably etymologically cognate.........or some such bollox



(Copied from Wikipedia - well most of it, but not the bollox comment obvs)

 

[ExBrit]

No, Doug wanted to imply he is sexually active. Which is a total lie. So really Doug was lying about himself which violates the spirit of the thread. So he should be banned.
Oops, so should I then.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky is good looking, super fit, super intelligent, incredibly rich and everyone likes him.

ExBrit has made me violate the spirit of this thread

 

[ExBrit]

Rocky is good looking, super fit, super intelligent, incredibly rich and everyone likes him.

ExBrit has made me violate the spirit of this thread

Rocky has violated many thing in his life and this thread is the one least likely to result in a jail term.

 

[All uphill]

ExBrit thinks violates grow in his garden along with the daffodils and catnip

 

[Rocky]

Roses are red, violates are blue
The last time Uppers farted
It ended WW2



(This did not come from Wikipedia but was cribbed word for word from the Stanford Encyclopaedia of Philosophy)

 

[ExBrit]

Rocky's fart started it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's fart started it.

Hitler only entered Poland on that fateful day in 1939 because EB had farted whilst they were on the border and Adolph escaped a bit too vigorously.

 

[ExBrit]

Hitler only entered Poland on that fateful day in 1939 because EB had farted whilst they were on the border and Adolph escaped a bit too enthusiastically.

It's time for the truth to be told. Adolf Hitler, Władysław Raczkiewicz, and I were talking together in the ballroom at the Sejm when I let lose a silent but violent beauty - Olympic quality. Hitler blamed Władysław and the rest is history. Sorry.

 

[ExBrit]

Oh, I forgot. MDB has a venereal disease that's unique to him. No-one else in the world has it. Odd that.

 

[Speicher]

No, Doug wanted to imply he is sexually active. Which is a total lie. So really Doug was lying about himself which violates the spirit of the thread. So he should be banned.
Oops, so should I then.

Yes, you should both go and sit together on the naughty step!

 

[rogerzilla]

WW2 started because Speicher decided to play a game of "Tommy's Out!" in the Reichstag.

They eventually found it in Hitler's favourite "Österreich - kein Känguru" mug and he went absolutely nuts.

 

[stephec]

RZ has Hitler's missing ball that disappeared from the Albert Hall in 1948, rumour has it that his dad sneaked it into his tool box whilst he was repairing a light switch.