Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Steph regularly hires the Albert Hall for a party with all his friends.

The three of them love chasing around the grand old building playing catch.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Janitor Uppers hates clearing up the Albert Hall after Steph's parties

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's time for the truth to be told. Adolf Hitler, Władysław Raczkiewicz, and I were talking together in the ballroom at the Sejm when I let lose a silent but violent beauty - Olympic quality. Hitler blamed Władysław and the rest is history. Sorry.

'Olympic Quality' 😆

Yes, you should both go and sit together on the naughty step!

I normally want at least dinner first, but... FINE BY ME!! 😄

 

[stephec]

When MDB says, 'dinner first,' it means that you have to at least go large on the fries if you want to get past first base.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec is talking from bitter personal experience here.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Thinking David Attenborough was talking about girls and to satisfy his innermost weirdness Mad Doug blew his entire savings on a trip to the Galapagos to see some birds with blue boobs.

 

[All uphill]

Fritz is David Attenborough's uncle.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers is David Attenborough's Great Great Maiden Aunt

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers is David Attenborough's Great Great Maiden Aunt

TBT is better known as 'The Maidenhead Viaduct'.

It's true, he's stone cold but lets railway modelers build track over him as it satisfies his tickling fetish.

 

[stephec]

Don't get MDB started on fetishes or we'll be here until tomorrow morning.

Still, at least the custard should've warmed up by then.

 

[Rocky]

Steph knows that Doug prefers cold custard......so always has it warm.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky's favourite biscuit is discustard creams, preferably McVities, or dark chocolate suggestive biscuits.

 

[Rocky]

For weeks now Amazon has been sending Wol suggestions for random biscuits

Finally she logged in and updated her cookie preferences

 

[Speicher]

Mocky keeps all his cookies in a Round tin.

 

[Rocky]

Wol's partner said she was tight fisted and they never do anything together, so she's just taken him out for tea and biscuits.

Quite exciting to be honest, Wol has never given blood before.