Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. Doug begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” the bartender yells out.

Doug turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

This is a true story and happened last night after Doug’s curling match.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky and a baboon walk into a bar.

The barman" Hello handsome, who is your ugly friend?"

"He is called Rocky" was the answer.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has a team of monkeys on typewriters composing his posts for this thread. So far they've managed to write the complete works of Shakespeare although they haven't managed to produce anything that's remotely funny about Doug or myself for that matter

 

[Speicher]

While he was on the Beach Rocky read all the novels written by Nevil Shute.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher and her cool friend use the word 'like' annoyingly often.

They stood on a hilltop and looked out into the distance.
"What's that?" asked Alice.
Speicher said "It's a town, like, Alice".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher and her cool friend use the word 'like' annoyingly often.

They stood on a hilltop and looked out into the distance.
"What's that?" asked Alice.
Speicher said "It's a town, like, Alice".

Having a dirty mind, AU wishes that hope springs Bendigo!

 

[Rocky]

Doug received a phone call from an ageing Australian yesterday.

I guess you could say a boomer rang

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky crossed a kangaroo with a sheep to make a woolly jumper.

 

[Speicher]

Roger wants to go to Alex so he can be ice cold.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher would have held out for Special Brew rather than normal Carlsberg, and drunk it warm out of a can in the street.

 

[All uphill]

Rog likes drinking from the water butt in his neighbour's garden.

He says it is totally natural and organic.

His appointment with the doctor next Wednesday for vomiting and diarrhoea is simply coincidental.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill also likes his neighbour's butt. I think there's a Commandment about that, but for some reason Jehovah used American slang.

 

[All uphill]

Rogers first commandment is:

Thou shalt not borrow or steal my allen keys, bicycle pump, cone wrenches or Muc-Off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogers first commandment is:

Thou shalt not borrow or steal my allen keys, bicycle pump, cone wrenches or Muc-Off.

AU's family motto is

'Thou shall covet thy Choc - Ices'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger wants to go to Alex so he can be ice cold.

Alex is rather tasty too!