Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

A half of Harp?

Ah, go on Doug.

AU has styled his vocabulary on Mrs Doyle

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU has you know. Come and tell us all about it. Gowaan gowaan gowaan gowaan!

 

[All uphill]

Doug thinks "Two Doors Down" is a documentary.

Edit: if you haven't seen the early series you should!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug thinks "Two Doors Down" is a documentary.

The only two doors down AU ever has is on his advent calendar (with the little chocolates) every Christmas.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just learnt that because of a spelling error, beer will no longer be served in Hell.



When they redid the sign over the gates they made it say "Abandon all hops, ye who enter here."

 

[All uphill]

Rocky hates drinking h2o and complains loudly.

He turns water into whine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just learnt that because of a spelling error, beer will no longer be served in Hell.



When they redid the sign over the gates they made it say "Abandon all hops, ye who enter here."

Rockaay is a Campari man anyway.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky hates drinking h2o and complains loudly.

He turns water into whine.

AU regularly turns water into something, but it sure isn't whine.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's French friend let him down. He wasn't so much Campari as a Crap Ami

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's French friend let him down. He wasn't so much Campari as a Crap Ami

Working as he does down the Sewerage works, AU has a rather disgusting hobby of making things out of soiled toilet paper.

He calls it 'Crapigami'.

 

[All uphill]

Doug is the supervisor at the sewage works.

He gets in trouble for telling us workers to put our backs into it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is the supervisor at the sewage works.

He gets in trouble for telling us workers to put our backs into it.

Well, someone has to shivel the shot!

 

[All uphill]

Doug is a merciless boss. When we complain about shivelling shot he tells us to suck it up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is a merciless boss. When we complain about shivelling shot he tells us to suck it up.

AU doesn't realise that I had to do all of that when I started. It's why my jokes are so sh*t now!

 

[All uphill]

Doug doesn't think his jokes are very good and compares them to poo.

In reality they are like a fine brandy, 50 years old.