Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB always goes large.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec gets his order with extra flies.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers' doctor told him "Don't eat any thing fatty".

Uppers said "like cheeseburgers and french fries?"

He replied "No Fatty. Don't eat anything."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

With the rain coming down in torrents Rocky dodged into a fast food joint in the hopes of getting a waterproof coat. "We've only got Big Macs" was the reply. Still confuses Rocky to this day.

 

[All uphill]

When 26 worked on a building site he was sent to buy a cheap pail for clearing rubble.

The boss wasn't impressed when he returned with a KFC bargain bucket, but his workmates were!

 

[Speicher]

Uppers has told dear Liza that he has a hole in his bucket.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol is unsure why she swallowed a fly

 

[All uphill]

26 flies around on his bike.

Correction to grammar:

There are flies around 26 on his bike.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol is unsure why she swallowed a fly

TBT has been eying up a Mod's position for ages, so he's thinking

'Perhaps she'll die...'

 

[All uphill]

Doug is writing a contemporary thriller.

He is the secret agent risking all to protect the mods from the evil forces set against them.

Who will triumph?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 flies around on his bike.

Correction to grammar:

There are flies around 26 on his bike.

AU is a MASSIVE fan of E.T., but trying to recreate 'That' scene on his bike was definitely a mistake, something that really hit when a nurse said
'(This is) E.R. Phone Home'

 

[All uphill]

Doug's cycling accident resulted in several serious injuries.

Buckled front wheel,
Bent chainstay,
Dented seat tube,
Scratched saddle,
The odd broken bone or two.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's cycling accident resulted in several serious injuries.

Buckled front wheel,
Bent chainstay,
Dented seat tube,
Scratched saddle,
The odd broken bone or two.

Yes, but the bike is the most important part, surely you know that, AU?

Anyway, no lie here, I also misread

'Bent chainstay'

as

'Bent Ashtray'

Which to me if far more amusing as the mental image changes considerably!

 

[All uphill]

Yes, but the bike is the most important part, surely you know that, AU?

Anyway, no lie here, I also misread

'Bent chainstay'

as

'Bent Ashtray'

Which to me if far more amusing as the mental image changes considerably!

Autocorrect kept making "chainstay" into "chainsaw" which changes things again.

 

[All uphill]

Doug loves his bike so much he is having his body remodelled. His legs now look like bicycle forks, his arms like drop bars and he has Raleigh tattooed on his