Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug doesn't think his jokes are very good and compares them to poo.

In reality they are like a fine brandy, 50 years old.

AU lies, they are at least 100

 

[All uphill]

Doug remembers telling his jokes the first time.

Nobody else does.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As I remember, Pyramids were the 'in' thing and the Romans were getting everywhere!

 

[Rocky]

Doug struggles with Roman numerals...

Until he gets to 159.
Then it just CLIX

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug struggles with Roman numerals...

Until he gets to 159.
Then it just CLIX

Meanwhile, Rocky used to be a ticket inspector for the Camel Trains in Egypt.

As he worked the queues, he took his Fare from the Rows.


Yeah, sorry.

 

[Rocky]

Groan

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Groan

Made you laugh though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's because of my brain damage, meaning I never really know what to say, etc. But mainly it's because I am not funny.

Said Rocky

 

[stephec]

MDB always likes to put himself down, it's a good job that he's not a vet.

 

[All uphill]

Steph's body temperature is 32 degrees C.

He's a cool guy.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of temperature, last winter, Uppers’ landlord wanted to talk to him about why his heating bill was so high.

He told him his door is always open.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug remembers telling his jokes the first time.

Nobody else does.

I got them all from the 'Joke' thread, as well AU knows!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of temperature, last winter, Uppers’ landlord wanted to talk to him about why his heating bill was so high.

He told him his door is always open.

Rocky isn't stupid, but due to a long standing mishear, he thinks that Pyrexia is something to do with Pirates.

 

[stephec]

You think that's bad, MDB thinks that Pyrexia is an allergy to glass cookware, or has he just been faking it to get out of doing the cooking for years?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You think that's bad, MDB thinks that Pyrexia is an allergy to glass cookware, or has he just been faking it to get out of doing the cooking for years?

Stephec is the guy who makes the Milk Shakes and McFlurries/ice creams at the local McDonalds.