All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
The Doctor checks the performance of mountaineers. He makes sure they are at their peak.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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- Location
- The TerrorVortex
All Uphill is entirely responsible for the fact that I can spend over an hour cycling up a mountain, only to then descend the thing in ten minutes. This time difference feels unfair, somehow.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
The Doctor thinks he/she is going uphill, but it's just that he has accidentally put his ebike into reverse.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
The Doctor is most definitely female 
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
The Doc knows that this is how Wol nallmroyor wierts and at least it makes perfect sense. When Doug posts here the words and the letters are in the wrong order and are definitely not the right ones either.
... Sorry, what's the Rocky problem?
The Doctor thinks he/she is going uphill, but it's just that he has accidentally put his ebike into reverse.
The Doctor - Always going forwards 'cos he cannot find reverse!
... Sorry, what's the Rocky problem?
The Doctor thinks he/she is going uphill, but it's just that he has accidentally put his ebike into reverse.
The Doctor - Always going forwards 'cos he cannot find reverse!
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Rocky's speed bumps are a bit like goose bumps, but only appear on his calves when cycling. He calls them mussels.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Rocky gets off his horse and walks into the saloon. He shouts for whisky and asks,
"Any of you no good punks ready for a game of happy families".
"Any of you no good punks ready for a game of happy families".
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
When Uppers walks into a pub, they all switch to Welsh. This is odd as he lives in Kent.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
When Roger walked into a lamp post he knew he needed a pair of glasses.
When he walked into the pub he knew he just wanted one glass (at a time).
When he walked into the pub he knew he just wanted one glass (at a time).
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
When Uppers walked into a bar, he bumped his head, and now has a bruise.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
When Speicher walks into the room all heads turn 180 degrees. The owls just want their breakfast.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
All Uphills cholesterol is so high that when he dies the undertakers will hang him up for the budgies to peck on,
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Drago has a pet budgie called Liz because it craps all over everything and quickly flies off.
