Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Rocky drinks Quink ink. He says it has an indelible effect on him.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill eats beetroot on a Monday, normal food on a Tuesday, and asparagus on a Wednesday. He calls it the Traffic Light Diet.

 

[stephec]

Have we had a see food joke yet this week?

 

[rogerzilla]

No, you old trout.

 

[All uphill]

Steph is on a See food diet.

He only eats food from the Holy See of Rome

 

[Rocky]

Uppers knows we are not allowed to use the See word.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky does not allow the use of the word "needle" in his gaff. No one knows why but he is pointed about it.

 

[stephec]

AU's vocabulary is so extensive that it's rumoured he gets at least a seven letter word from every combination that's selected on Countdown, but he's never got aroused since Richard Whiteley left.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec would have liked to give Richard three consonants and a vowel.

 

[Speicher]

Roger got confused when he played Scrabble last week.

 

[Rocky]

Wol found herself stuck with the letters ‘D’ and ‘O’ at the end of a game of scrabble.

She had to try and make do.

 

[Speicher]

Cyork has been diagnosed with hypoglycemia.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.[a][12]

 

[TheDoctor]

Wol has been at the rum remarkably early today. Normally she hasn't finished the vodka yet.

 

[Rocky]

The Doc knows that this is how Wol nallmroyor wierts and at least it makes perfect sense. When Doug posts here the words and the letters are in the wrong order and are definitely not the right ones either.

 

[TheDoctor]

Rocky has a range of mountains named after him. They're in the Netherlands, centered on the ex-island of Urk.