Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of offers, Uppers works for a health insurance company. He's devised a cheap policy for anyone who promises not to eat shellfish.

He calls it their No Clams Bonus.

Being a world renowned Marine Biologist, Rocky's area of expertise are Grampus.

Unfortunately, he's more of a Grumpus.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky would like us to give his jokes marks out of 10 by holding up a card.

The cards from 4 to 10 are on paper, 0 to 3 are plastic coated to prepare them for heavy use.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky would like us to give his jokes marks out of 10 by holding up a card.

The cards from 4 to 10 are on paper, 0 to 3 are plastic coated to prepare them for heavy use.

AU writes all the jokes for Miranda Hart and Victoria Coren Mitchell

 

[Rocky]

Doug was prosecuted and found guilty for a short story he once wrote. He was given a long sentence.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky used to be a novelist. When the price of pencils went up to 50p he closed that chapter in his life, and became a bookie.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill solved his constipation problem by working it out with a pencil.

 

[All uphill]

Roger didn't much like pencil sketching at school, but he loved rubbing out his friends' pictures.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has decided to marry a pencil.

He can't wait to introduce his parents to his bride 2B

 

[Speicher]

Uppers has difficulty deciding which soft pencil to use - 2B or not 2B

 

[Speicher]

Rocky did not post that at the same time as I.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has given up on Doug and hopes to marry Speicher. They have yet to pencil in a date.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers knows that I am a bit scared of Speicher and her pencil. It’s a 7H and ever so hard.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When climbing, Rocky uses a nib, so when
he's climbing up the mountain,
it comes out like a fountain!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has given up on Doug and hopes to marry Speicher. They have yet to pencil in a date.

I'm DEVASTATED!!

 

[Rocky]

Doug owns nearly 200 fountain pens. In Glasgow, he is known as His Nibs…….I can’t think why