Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Uppers went to see an Italian doctor about his obsession with Italian islands and was prescribed a course of Amoxysicillian.

 

[Speicher]

A lot of Rocky's posts contain clopi doggerel.

 

[Rocky]

Wol went to the doctor as she was feeling under the weather. He offered antibiotics or a chance to work outside in a timber mill. Wol decided on the former as it seems the penicillin is mightier than the sawed.




edit: I'm not very happy with the quality of that pun. I seem to be a bit slow this morning and it was best I could come up with. I promise to do better next time

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows that if he does not do better next time, he will be back on the naughty step.

He is feeling very slow, because of a mistake he made. Instead of using sloes to make gin, he used slow worms.

 

[Rocky]

Wol took ages to get home yesterday. Apparently seven thousand gallons of gin was spilt on the M5 motorway. Every lane was a sloe lane.

Anyway when she got home she had a gin and tonic, which was made in Thailand with ice and a slice. It tasted disgusting - apparently Thai-tonic doesn’t mix well with ice.

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[Speicher]

Rocky lives near a river and likes to use little boats with oars. Yes he talks a lot about rollocks.

 

[Rocky]

Wol was sailing her boat when a massive hand rose out of the water, slowly moved from side to side, and then disappeared.

Wol thinks that was the biggest wave she’s ever seen.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky went on a pub crawl in Portsmouth and can't get the seamen smell out of his trousers.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of sailors, Rog has invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat as much spinach as fast as you can.

He's going to call it Popeyedol.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's shining wit has returned.

So have my spoonerisms.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill has a sofa shop called The Shack of Sit.

 

[Rocky]

Rog was sacked as the local vicar for his latest sermon where he described the Lord as a shoving leopard.

After getting his P45, Rog rode off on his well-boiled icicle.

 

[stephec]

Rocky finally decided to get help with his spoonerism problem the day he told everyone to watch the cunning stunt that he was going to do on his Brompton.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph's language is usually very bad. He's got a lot of forkisms in every sentence

 

[stephec]

26 is banned from all restaurants within a five mile radius of his house after a misunderstanding over the cutlery at his local Italian, he swears that he was only asking for a fork 'n' knife.