Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Have I found the magic sentence that kills the thread?

I thought it would be Doug who posted the killer line.

Maybe you are all out riding your bikes. I hope so

 

[Speicher]

Have I found the magic sentence that kills the thread?

I thought it would be Doug who posted the killer line.

Maybe you are all out riding your bikes. I hope so

I have been enjoying the sunshine today, out in the garden.

 

[stephec]

Speicher's neighbour often complains about the amount of nude sunbathing that she does in her garden, apparently she doesn't do enough of it he says.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of gardens, Steph saw Michael J Fox in the local garden centre this morning. At least he thinks it was him - he had his back to the fuchsias

 

[Moon bunny]

Rocky has an eating disorder, when he goes into a restaurant he looks at the menu and says, "I'm going to order dis, I'm going to order dis, and dis..." and so on until he has ordered everything on the menu.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB is on a see food diet. Don't show her your dinner.

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying 26's joke book is old but it's rumoured that even Jim Bowen and Stan Boardman refused to use it.

 

[Rocky]

Steph is so old that the only twinkle in his eye is the reflection from his bifocals.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is a precocious 5 year old who got his nickname while on holiday in Clacton with his Mum. He saw extruded sticks of a hard sugary substance and, in a nauseating whine he pleaded "Want rocky, gimme rocky, pleeeease"

 

[Speicher]

If you cut Uppers in half you can sea Weston super Mare.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher sells fraudulent donkey rides at Weston-super-mare. It's really a small mule.

 

[Rocky]

Rog had a friend who was killed by a donkey. Apparently he as assassinated.

 

[All uphill]

That Rocky. Eeyore to know better.

 

[stephec]

AU didn't mind that his doctor had relocated the surgery to his local Ikea, 'just moving with the times,' he thought.

He was a bit shocked though when prescribed a supository, from now on he'd have to put it up himself.

 

[All uphill]

Steph visited that doctor in IKEA to get some antibiotics for an infection.

He was surprised to find himself coming home three hours later with a sets of false teeth in pink and blue, a telescopic prosthetic arm, four floral bed pans, a lavender essence inhaler, but no antibiotics.