Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Rog knows that the secret of telling a good postman joke

........ it's all in the delivery.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is quite a big Horse Racing Fan, but whenever anyone asks him for a tip, he always says

'Put all your money on Creosote'

When finally asked why he always says this, especially when no horses in the race have that name, he simply replies

'Because it goes over fences!'

 

[stephec]

'I'm a donkey,' is MDB's favourite chat up line, but it always seems to get a reply of, 'yeah, I can tell by the buck teeth and big ears.'

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec is a vampire. No-one who could see themselves in a mirror would go around looking like that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec is a vampire. No-one who could see themselves in a mirror would go around looking like that.

Rog likes to go and sit on Steph's coffee machine... Thingy.

 

[stephec]

Rog likes to go and sit on Steph's coffee machine... Thingy.

MDB would like to be first in the queue, but there's a big but......

 

[Rocky]

Steph’s partner got fed up emptying the dregs from his coffee machine. That’s grounds for divorce she said as she left

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB would like to be first in the queue, but there's a big but......

I only ask that you cleaned it after use! 😆

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug ordered coffee in bulk, and a Tory minister turned up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug ordered coffee in bulk, and a Tory minister turned up.

'Coffee and Bulk'

That's the name of Rog's pet Gerbils

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has a Syrian hamster. He thinks it's buying arms from Putin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has a Syrian hamster. He thinks it's buying arms from Putin.

Rog's gerbils have a wheel which isn't very nice to the poor craeters.

It runs on an Axis Of Evil

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug tells everyone his favourite Hendrix album is Axis: Bold As Love. But it's really Electric Ladyland, for the jugfest album art.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug tells everyone his favourite Hendrix album is Axis: Bold As Love. But it's really Electric Ladyland, for the jugfest album art.

Rog is partial to a booby.

... The species of birds, that is!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug likes great tits.