Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug has taken on the role of PR for the Society for Spoonerisms. He wants it to be known that rumours of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There was only a lack of pies after Rocky got them all in one swell foop

 

[Rocky]

^ a message from the Director of PR of the Spoonerism Society

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

^ a message from the Director of PR of the Spoonerism Society

Rocky is already challenging me for the role by having a vote of Co Nonfidence against me.

 

[Rocky]

Doug had to make a speech when Queen Elizabeth visited his curling club. Unfortunately he proposed a toast saying “Three cheers for our queer old dean!”


Dean was not very happy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug had to make a speech when Queen Elizabeth visited his curling club. Unfortunately he proposed a toast saying “Three cheers for our queer old dean!”


Dean was not very happy

There is actually a Mr Deans in our club and I imagine he'd just be bemused and probably quietly amused in equal measure.

Anyway, Rocky is here, he's Queer and now he's... Over there...

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that’s true - I’ve not been feeling myself


(Why am I feeding Doug all these lines?)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that’s true - I’ve not been feeling myself


(Why am I feeding Doug all these lines?)

It's a change from you feeling me (nice as it was). 😆

 

[rogerzilla]

The Tories lost in the local elections because they paid Mad Doug to write the election leaflets. "Four more years of this, suckers", didn't go down well.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Tories lost in the local elections because they paid Mad Doug to write the election leaflets. "Four more years of this, suckers", didn't go down well.

ROG knows I wouldn't even use them as toilet paper

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug still buys Izal and Bronco bumwad when he can't get Tory election flyers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug still buys Izal and Bronco bumwad when he can't get Tory election flyers.

Being a very large Japanese Reptile... Thing... Rog just uses the people screaming and trying to run away from him to wipe

 

[ExBrit]

Mad Doug's posts were all written by ChatGPT

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's posts were all written by ChatGPT

EB will be amongst the Cement Heads tomorrow in London... In the pishing rain...

 

[ExBrit]

Yes, I plan on flying over right after work. I'm going to run up to Chucky and give him a big kiss, then I will warmly shake Camilla's hand. Then fly right back to Los Angeles.