Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has been midnight mowing again.

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk...ers-mow-giant-penis-lawn-royal-crescent-bath/

 

[All uphill]

Rog mowed an image of his face in front of a National Trust Building. He says it was a lot of work but rewarded by all the talk about it.

He thought it was Chatsworth.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill was the model for that face on Mars.

 

[All uphill]

Rog has brought the Mars marketing from the 1960s up to date.

" A Mars a day helps you work, rest and become obese"

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill tells everyone he did a marathon in the 1980s. Technically, he did hundreds but then they changed the branding to Snickers.

 

[All uphill]

Roger has noticed that Doug has gone AWOL again. Rog thinks that Doug is actually the star of tomorrow's show, who comes on here to mix with the plebs.

 

[Rocky]

We've never seen Uppers, Doug and King Charles in one room. This suggests to me that they might be one and the same person. I also suspect they are having a few stiff gins before tomorrow's big event*





*The Craggy Island mixed over 60s curling bash

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

We've never seen Uppers, Doug and King Charles in one room. This suggests to me that they might be one and the same person. I also suspect they are having a few stiff gins before tomorrow's big event*





*The Craggy Island mixed over 60s curling bash

Rocky has his tickets and can't wait!

 

[All uphill]

Doug has a ticket to ride (his bike) and he don't care, he said that living with me was making him sad, yeah.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers never accepts lifts from strangers......


.....unless they offer him candy.

 

[All uphill]

Candy! Who says candy?

Rocky does, that's who, the sweetie.

 

[Rocky]

Candy! Who says candy?

Rocky does, that's who, the sweetie.

Uppers knows that I watch a lot of US sit com TV shows. That's why I am so well informed

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was just confused thinking about the time he went to C Andy in Germany.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has just learnt that in Germany, taxi drivers can only pick up customers from special side roads. They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky, the Henning Wenn of Crewe