Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Rocky has an Italian wife called Sue. She calls her mobile a sousaphone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has an Italian wife called Sue. She calls her mobile a sousaphone.

Rog was called a 'Bassoon' the other day there.

Except, he THINKS that's what they said.

 

[All uphill]

Doug repairs string instruments in his local dodgy pub. It's a vile Inn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug repairs string instruments in his local dodgy pub. It's a vile Inn.

No joke, it's called

'The Cabin'

Or

'The Stabbin'

As it's better known as.

AU however, is from a rotten borough.

 

[Rocky]

A musician once told Doug that he was going to hit him with the neck of his guitar. Doug replied: "Is that a fret?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A musician once told Doug that he was going to hit him with the neck of his guitar. Doug replied: "Is that a fret"

Rocky isn't thick, but, for many many years, he thought that if you burst a drum, you'd go deaf.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky isn't thick, but, for many many years, he thought that if you burst a drum, you'd go deaf.

Pardon, I didn't catch that

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pardon, I didn't catch that

Ba DUuu... Oops, sorry!

 

[All uphill]

Doug plays music with a fish. He is a piano tuna.

 

[Speicher]

All Uphill is rubbish at playing music, so he joined the Landfill Harmonica Orchestra.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is currently writing a song/piece about the end of an archeology dig, where everything needs to be returned to how it was before.

She's going to call it

'The Landfill Blues'

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was one of the people who sent Time Team's Mick Aston those hand-knitted jumpers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was one of the people who sent Time Team's Mick Aston those hand-knitted jumpers.

At the Extreme Knitting World Championships in Grimsby, Rog came first by jumping out of a plane without a chute at 20,000 feet and knitting his own parachute and using it before he hit the ground.

WELL DONE!! 🥳


... Too bad that he was then run over by a bus soon after...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB knitted a bicycle once. The chain was too slack

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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