Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Rocky once did a 9 dart checkout.

He went to Sports Direct and bought three sets of 22g tungstens.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once did a 9 dart checkout.

He went to Sports Direct and bought three sets of 22g tungstens.

Roger remembers the Lightbulb thread on here with great affection.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug still uses an acetylene lamp on his bike.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug still uses an acetylene lamp on his bike.

Rog burns rubbish to both heat and light his house.

The neighbours have complained about the smell for years and he has been fined by the Council's Environmental Health department more times than he can remember. Oh and he's banned from the local tip on safety grounds

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is a regular fly-tipper.

They're so much lighter and easier than cows.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger was a member of his local Ice Hockey team, but quickly gained the nickname of 'Titanic'.

Why?

Because he was ok, until he hit the ice.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has been painted like one of those French girls.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been painted like one of those French girls.

Roger doesn't realise that it isn't just a film, it really did happen, in real life... Oh and it probably would have been pitch black when the lights finally went out, so it is hardly surprising there is debate as to when it broke.

Rog knows fine well what I am talking about... And it wasn't the Titanic! 😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s great grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless, until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky cannot fathom why Kent and Sussex have sank ports.

 

[stephec]

Speicher is an expert at sinking the port.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec can't remember whether to pass the port to the left or right, so they just hold pn to the bottle.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill only drinks Thunderbird.

 

[Rocky]

RogerZ wonders whether Tracy Island is where Tracey Emin keeps her unmade bed.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky thought Dick Tracy was one of Ms Emin's provocative art films.