Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago lives at the top of the highest mountain in the Home Counties.
It's all downhill for him.

AU is a genuine member of The Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team.

 

[All uphill]

AU is a genuine member of The Suffolk Mountain Rescue Team.

Someone had to rescue the mountains!
That's why there are none left there now - job done.

 

[Rocky]

Someone had to rescue the mountains!
That's why there are none left there now - job done.

Uppers will now move on to Yorkshire because it’s summit to do.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers will now move on to Yorkshire because it’s summit to do.

The Poster Formally Known As Rocky Mountain also needs rescuing. Mainly from me. 😆

 

[All uphill]

Doug needs rescuing from all his fans who are mad to see and touch him.

And then he woke up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug needs rescuing from all his fans who are mad to see and touch him.

And then he woke up.

Sadly, that is no lie. 😞😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug is arranging a rescue of a bull stranded on Mount Everest…..apparently the steaks have never been higher

Feel free to tell me to shut up….it’s no more than I deserve

 

[All uphill]

Telling Rocky to shut up just encourages him to pun-ish us some more.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is arranging a rescue of a bull stranded on Mount Everest…..apparently the steaks have never been higher

Mmmm mmmm
Bad Cow Pun



Due to a rare birth defect, Rockaay can comfortably live at the top of Everest and wonders what all the fuss is about.

It's only a... Rocky Mountain, after all!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Telling Rocky to shut up just encourages him to pun-ish us some more.

AU is the King Of Puns.

... Funnily I can't think of anything to add to that.

 

[All uphill]

AU is the King Of Puns.

... Funnily I can't think of anything to add to that.

Definitely a lie, though.

 

[Rocky]

The bloke who lived next door to Uppers was killed by a falling piano. Apparently he’s having a low key funeral

 

[All uphill]

The bloke who used to live next to Rocky was an electrician. He died in a shocking accident.

 

[Milzy]

The bloke who used to live next to Rocky was an electrician. He died in a shocking accident.

All uphill wants to be a gardener with all his hoes.

 

[stephec]

Milzy is going to audition as Alan Titchmarsh's replacement on Groundforce, he reckons that if he gets the job he'll be raking it in.