Post a lie about the poster above.

[Drago]

Stephec once worked as Charlie Dimmock's stunt bra.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Milzy is going to audition as Alan Titchmarsh's replacement on Groundforce, he reckons that if he gets the job he'll be raking it in.

Stephec Drago really had a 'thing' for Charlie Dimmock back in the day. Well, two 'things' actually.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is wopping his moobs out on page 3 of the latest WI Magazine.

 

[All uphill]

Rog has a pure and innocent imagination.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has just thought of a colour that doesn’t exist. He then realised it was a pigment of his imagination.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky's dream car is a pink Nissan Figaro with accessory eyelashes, to match his Hetty hoover.

 

[Rocky]

When Roger is king he's going to make everyone drive cars like that. He's always wanted a pink car nation

 

[Speicher]

When Rocky gets a car like that, he will be looking forward to a pitstop with Penelope.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rocky gets a car like that, he will be looking forward to a pitstop with Penelope.

But in the mean time, he is currently reminiscing about his pre Cocaine habit years...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rocky gets a car like that, he will be looking forward to a pitstop with Penelope.

Speicher would quite like a car like that actually, but can only afford a bike, sadly.

 

[Rocky]

I've warned Doug countless times about sniffing glue. But I've just heard he's given up. My words of warning seem to have resin-ated with him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've warned Doug countless times about sniffing glue. But I've just heard he's given up. My words of warning seem to have resin-ated with him.

Rocky really stuck with telling me.

 

[Rocky]

Doug replaced his best friend's chapstick with glue. So far his friend hasn't said anything about it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky just loves to play with his Prit Stick.

... I am not sure if I got the spelling quite right there...

 

[Rocky]

Doug is a keen darts player.

At the last tournament, he covered his opponent's dart in superglue. He was angry and confronted Doug.

Doug as quick as a flash responded "why can't you just let it go?"