Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy thinks he looks good in his dungarees. Nobody likes to tell him he has them on inside out.

AU has a most unusual item in his wardrobe. It is an industrial looking building sat on a shingle beach.

You see, he went to buy some Dungarees, but he's dyslexic and instead bought Dungeness.

 

[All uphill]

Mad Doug Biker lives in a dungalow in Dungannon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

At the bottom of Dung Heap is a place AU would rather be, it's nice and warm and nothing is ever expected of him, so it's an easy life

 

[Drago]

Mad Doug Biker was refused membership of the Mafia. Turns out he once worked as an accountant for the SNP and the Mafia didn't think he could be trusted.

(Not intending any political commentary, just setting MDB up for a good p**s take.)

 

[Rocky]

Drago is hoping Spencer doesn’t read this. Not that it’s political but Spencer happens to be a part of the midlands mafia and he may just put a donkey’s head in Drago’s bed.

 

[Drago]

During the Covid lockdowns Rocky took a job as a party planner.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

During the Covid lockdowns Rocky took a job as a party planner.

That's strangely sad.

... Almost 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

During the Covid lockdowns Rocky took a job as a party planner.

Drago did the same and only just undercut Rockaay for the gigs at Downing Street.

 

[Drago]

MDB once slept with Humprhey, the Downing Street cat. It was a tight thing, but he got away with it,

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB once slept with Humprhey, the Downing Street cat. It was a tight thing, but he got away with it,

Tight pussy at Downing Street? Ooohh err!!

Drago has been with most species of animal, but so far, a Polar Bear has eluded him.

 

[stephec]

MDB doesn't know why polar bears don't eat penguins.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB doesn't know why polar bears don't eat penguins.

Stephec knows it's because they aren't very keen on chocolate.

 

[stephec]

MDB loves it when people describe him as being as much use as a chocolate teapot, he always uses it as an excuse to do his, 'I'm a little teapot,' dance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB loves it when people describe him as being as much use as a chocolate teapot, he always uses it as an excuse to do his, 'I'm a little teapot,' dance.

Stephec - About as much use as a spent fart in the desert

 

[stephec]

Who smelt it dealt it, in MDB's case never was a truer word spoken.