Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Roger's favourite film of all time is 'The Hunt For The Red October'.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Roger's favourite film of all time is 'The Hunt For The Red October'.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Crimson Tide? MDB has always wanted to wear a duffle coat and stand on the conning tower of a sub.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Speicher left a crimson tide mark after he farted in the bath. The water pressure on his Nuremburgs did the rest.
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
He?
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Rocky
Hello decadence
He?
Shall I report Drago's post to a mod, Wol? I hear there's this butch, hairy male mod called Spencer, who is not to be messed with.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Spencer wears a beret and his cat seems to have done a whoopsie
(Sorry Andy)
Rockay is a married man you know
Rocky
Hello decadence
and Doug is called Betty
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Only at the weekends.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockay's wife lives in Holmfirth, wears wrinkled stockings and is often seen with a brush.
Yes, she's... Rocky Batty!
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Rocky
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Apart from the name, that might not be a lie
(I hope the prof doesn't see this post or I am toast)
Rocky
Hello decadence
Doug is known as Nora during the week and Betty at weekends.
I'm glad we've settled that.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Catch Rockay at the weekends and in a duff brown voice, he'll tell you he's called Lola.
Rocky
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Doug has been composing a few songs and has come up with this little ditty........
Well, Doug and Lola drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked him up and sat him on her knee
And said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, Doug's not the world's most passionate guy
But when he looked in her eyes, well he almost fell for his Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, Doug and Lola drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked him up and sat him on her knee
And said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, Doug's not the world's most passionate guy
But when he looked in her eyes, well he almost fell for his Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
