Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been composing a few songs and has come up with this little ditty........

Well, Doug and Lola drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked him up and sat him on her knee
And said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, Doug's not the world's most passionate guy
But when he looked in her eyes, well he almost fell for his Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

... Your place or mine tonight Rocky?

 

[Rocky]

... Your place or mine tonight Rocky?

I'll ask Rockaay Batty if she'll let me out tonight....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'll ask Rockaay Batty if she'll let me out tonight....

We can play with each other's twangers... 😆

 

[Rocky]

We can play with each other's twangers... 😆

Doug knows I have got to the stage of life where my twang has got up and finally twanged........I suspect there'll be no more twanging for me

 

[Andy in Germany]

I think we're going to have to make @Rocky or @Mad Doug Biker sit in another forum for a while until they've calmed down.

 

[Rocky]

I think we're going to have to make @Rocky or @Mad Doug Biker sit in another forum for a while until they've calmed down.

Andy knows he's invited to join us

 

[Andy in Germany]

Andy knows he's invited to join us

I'm not joining you: Rocky has cooties.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockay and Andy know I was actually referring to the spoof episode of Rainbow.

... What were you two thinking of?

 

[Rocky]

Rockay and Andy know I was actually referring to the spoof episode of Rainbow.

... What were you two thinking of?

Ah twangers!! My hearing isn't so good.....I thought you said Clangers

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah twangers!! My hearing isn't so good.....I thought you said Clangers

Whoo who whoo who whoo!

Translated as

'What a load of crap!'

😆

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was in a band called Flesh Gordon And The Clangers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was in a band called Flesh Gordon And The Clangers.

Being into aviation, one of Roger's favourite films on an... Ahem... Quiet and lonely night is

'Debbie Does Dulles'

 

[stephec]

MDB's a regular star of 'art house' movies, he's usually seen in the role of a plumber, just don't ask him to look at your ballcock.

 

[Andy in Germany]

MDB's a regular star of 'art house' movies, he's usually seen in the role of a plumber, just don't ask him to look at your ballcock.

Like this?

 

[All uphill]

Like this?

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Andy thinks he looks good in his dungarees. Nobody likes to tell him he has them on inside out.