Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Uppers is one of the few people who has met Einstein's older brother, Frank. Apparently he's a total monster.

 

[ExBrit]

Brexit?

LOL I never noticed that.
Oh yes, All Uphill is the world's worst anagram finder

 

[All uphill]

Uppers is one of the few people who has met Einstein's older brother, Frank. Apparently he's a total monster.

Rocky really comes to life in a thunderstorm. He's electric!

 

[Moon bunny]

Whereas All uphill is steam powered.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Moonbunny was recently caught fitting a Colnago C68 with a Sturmey Archer 3 speed hub.

 

[rogerzilla]

Fritz has all of S Club 7 and Steps' best tunes on a C68 mixtape.

 

[stephec]

Roger was disqualified from a dance competition on The Hitman and Her.

 

[rogerzilla]

PWL once wrote and produced a song performed by Stephec. It reached no. 817 in the sales charts for the 3rd week of June 1989.

 

[Rocky]

In breaking news, Roger has resigned. He was ranked highly in Rome but his regrettable rakish behaviour reduced his role to ridicule

 

[Drago]

Rocky worked in the porn industry as a fluffer.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Drago has been stuck on public transit for the last seven years. His old car finally died and he refuses to buy a car without an eight track deck.

 

[rogerzilla]

Fritz once applied to be a crash test dummy but apparently his personality didn't come across strongly enough during the interview.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Fritz once applied to be a crash test dummy but apparently his personality didn't come across strongly enough during the interview.

Not true... they couldn’t get the little round reference point labels to stick to the sides of my noggin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fritz needs a Rudder Guard Boost just for when he gets up in the morning.

 

[All uphill]

Mad Doug doesn't get up in the morning; that's when he starts thinking about going to bed.