Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy - Seen more Cougar than The National Geographic.

Sorry, I mean

'Seen more Grans than SAGA'

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug procures septuagenarians for Wayne Rooney.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug procures septuagenarians for Wayne Rooney.

They are easy to lure with Wether's Originals, which is incidentally what they sell in 'Roger's favourite Caramel Shop'

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was the boy in the (slightly creepy) Werther's Original advert. He's aged badly.

 

[Rocky]

Roger has just renamed his house. It’s now called Pasture Prime.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky named his house Optimus Prime and then it walked off.

 

[All uphill]

Rogers garden is a bit of a jungle. He calls it amazon prime

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU's church got a new preacher recently who used to be a maths teacher.

Yes, he is the... Prime (number) Minister!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has shortened all his trousers - he's cultivating the dishy Rishi look. Either that or his washing machine is stuck on 60c

Either way, it's nice to see a bit of ankle <----------- this is a lie

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky still wears his old school tie. It's from the roughest secondary modern in Grimsby, but it happens to look exactly the same as Harrow's. Always gets him into well-paid City jobs.

 

[Rocky]

Roger worked for Peloton - a job he got because of his old school tie. But today he quit. He got fed up with peddling exercise bikes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky says his exercise bike is lazy. It won't do a thing even when he swears at it.

 

[Moon bunny]

Twentysix has had surgery to turn the tops of hid ears down, like a labrador's.

 

[Rocky]

Moon bunny went to the doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out of her ear. The doctor looked at it and said “that’s just the tip of the iceberg”.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky won't lettuce look at his ears.