Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug put all his savings into a Boomerang business. Guaranteed return on investment.




..........oh goodness, can anyone recommend a good therapist? I need to get rid of this Boomerang joke obsession.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug put all his savings into a Boomerang business. Guaranteed return on investment.




..........oh goodness, can anyone recommend a good therapist? I need to get rid of this Boomerang joke obsession.

Rockaay phoned me earlier.

Yes, a Boomerang!

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay phoned me earlier.

Yes, a Boomerang!

Yeah but you wouldn't speak to me.......all you had to do was press #1 and I was going to tell you about my new invention (that I developed with your money) - a boomerang to which I'd glued some false teeth. I just hope this doesn't come back to bite me

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BOOM(erang) BOOM(erang!!)

 

[Rocky]

Matron!!!!!!! Help

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky did once try to 'bite the bullet', but broke his teesh.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Matron!!!!!!! Help

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, I looked up pictures of him and it was all either some Asian bloke or other old men I'd never seen before, so that was one of the few pictures I actually found of him 🤔🤷

 

[Rocky]

Rocky did once try to 'bite the bullet', but broke his teesh.

For those that don’t know, Doug sounds remarkably like Sean Connery.

By the way, Doug is rubbish at DIY. He’s just been sorting out his extensive collection of curling books and the whole lot collapsed on him. He’s only his shelf to blame.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't well known, but Rockaay has the biggest collection of Bunty comics and annuals in the world.

He has an entire room devoted to his library and what is more, he is a credited world expert on the subject. He has even applied to be on Mastermind with it being one of his specialist subjects, along with Boomerangs and the life and career of the actor Russell Hobbes.

 

[Rocky]

Only Doug could get Mastermind, Russell Hobbes and boomerangs in one post. He’s certain to be the next great writer



- in the style of Barbara Cartland

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Only Doug could get Mastermind, Russell Hobbes and boomerangs in one post. He’s certain to be the next great writer



- in the style of Barbara Cartland

Rocky is also a lifelong fan of William Topaz McGonagall.

 

[Andy_R]

That's nothing compared to the "Do Not Feed" tag around MDB's neck due to the thousands of HARIBOs he's had.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher may be the face that launched a thousand ships, but Andy is the face that sank a thousand chips.

 

[Andy_R]

It's not that MDB's a chip off the old block, more that he's got a chip on each shoulder and has been around the block a few times too many.