Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Andy wanted to know if ice has an aroma. He put his nose close to the ice and it smelt.

 

[Speicher]

MDB has drunk Canada Dry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy wanted to know if ice has an aroma. He put his nose close to the ice and it smelt.

Wol knows exactly what 'Smelt' is in those Dorset Cereal thingies

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has drunk Canada Dry.

Speicher was instrumental in keeping the Otters away in the Canadian capital.

She just used her owl powers to keep those Ottawa.



Sorry, that IS bad.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug spends all his time writing scatological reviews on Amazon. Most of the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears reviews are his.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog likes Scat music and often goes to public toilets just to hear it.


... What?

 

[Rocky]

Doug has two reasons why he never drinks water from the toilet.

Number 1
Number 2






(That may not be a lie)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has two reasons why he never drinks water from the toilet.

Number 1
Number 2






(That may not be a lie)

When he goes to Canada, Rocky doesn't drink the water like he Ottawa.

 

[Rocky]

Doug bought an Abba branded toilet the other day. What a loo!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug bought an Abba branded toilet the other day. What a loo!!

Rocky knows that Waterloo was originally going to be called 'London Agingcourt', therefore his joke would have been flushed away with it's tissue of lies.

 

[Andy in Germany]

That comment will come back to hit you later

I don't claim to be any better...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't claim to be any better...

Andy thinks he's so perfect that he has been expecting his knighthood for years.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has the benefit of having a knighthood and never doubting himself.

If you look him up in Debretts, you'll see he is known as Sir Tanlee

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't claim to be any better...

Andy totally got the Boomerang reference.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has the benefit of having a knighthood and never doubting himself.

If you look him up in Debretts, you'll see he is known as Sir Tanlee

Rocky knows he is not perfect, in fact, he is the only person to be fitted with an ankle tag for life, due to the hundreds of ASBOs' he has to his name.