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Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug has a business idea. He's going to make a special French styled sandal.

He's calling it the Philippe Philoppe
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
This is why Wol ALWAYS wears flip flops, purely to annoy people with her Owl feet:
 

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Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue.

Which is odd, because the Australians normally boo meringue



(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Now you are getting picky :laugh:

Down Rockaay Towers, Rocky has a poor, long suffering Butler who has been named 'Pavlova' (real name Brian) and who has to say in a Russian accent every time Rocky calls on him

'Merangue my Lord?'


Rocky finds it the most hilarious thing ever, whereas Pavlova, I mean Brian, is looking for work elsewhere.
 
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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
MDB is hiding the fact that he has a super power. He can make ice melt, just by looking at it. It does take some time though, but it does happen...eventually.
 
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