Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky still has to use velcro on his shoes
Sadly Doug's next door neighbour but one has died. A month before this he had his back covered in lard. After that he went downhill fast.
Doug was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue.
Which is odd, because the Australians normally boo meringue
(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)
I think it is too... Or amerangue?
Now you are getting picky
(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)
I dunno, it didn't really stand out compared to the others today...