Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky still has to use velcro on his shoes

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a business idea. He's going to make a special French styled sandal.

He's calling it the Philippe Philoppe

 

[Speicher]

Rocky likes wearing a bow tie.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is why Wol ALWAYS wears flip flops, purely to annoy people with her Owl feet:

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Mad Doug has genuine Shimano clip-on cleats fitted to his flip flops.

He says these make his Raleigh Supreme 3 speed go faster.

Odd since he refuses to fit the matching pedals.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fritz has one of those fancy old Schwinn bikes, complete with girly streamers from the handlebars and everything!

I never noticed the high heels he was wearing at the time.

 

[Rocky]

Sadly Doug's next door neighbour but one has died. A month before this he had his back covered in lard. After that he went downhill fast.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sadly Doug's next door neighbour but one has died. A month before this he had his back covered in lard. After that he went downhill fast.

Rockay has developed a kitchen utensil that works by the power of sight alone.

He calls it the

'I Fry With My Little Eye'

 

[Rocky]

Doug was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue.

Which is odd, because the Australians normally boo meringue



(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue.

Which is odd, because the Australians normally boo meringue



(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)

I think it is too... Or amerangue?

 

[Rocky]

I think it is too... Or amerangue?

Now you are getting picky

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now you are getting picky

Down Rockaay Towers, Rocky has a poor, long suffering Butler who has been named 'Pavlova' (real name Brian) and who has to say in a Russian accent every time Rocky calls on him

'Merangue my Lord?'


Rocky finds it the most hilarious thing ever, whereas Pavlova, I mean Brian, is looking for work elsewhere.

 

[Andy in Germany]

(OK I agree this must be my worst ever pun and I promise I'll stop)

I dunno, it didn't really stand out compared to the others today...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I dunno, it didn't really stand out compared to the others today...

That comment will come back to hit you later

 

[Andy_R]

MDB is hiding the fact that he has a super power. He can make ice melt, just by looking at it. It does take some time though, but it does happen...eventually.