Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been to every gig by The Alarm.

Roger runs the Mike Peters Fan Club

 

[Rocky]

…..and Doug is the only member

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

…..and Doug is the only member

Rocky is jealous as he's on the waiting list.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Rocky is jealous as he's on the waiting list.

As undesirable.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that I’d never be a member of a club that would have me on its waiting list.

 

[Rocky]

As undesirable.

Fritz is so old, he’s just been to an antique auction and three people bid for him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fritz is so old, he’s just been to an antique auction and three people bid for him.

Rocky was at a firearms auction earlier.

He saw 68 Guns.


@rogerzilla

 

[All uphill]

MDB was triggered by the high bids. The auction certainly went with a bang.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU was there and kept saying

'Muskett that one, muskett that one!'

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a friend who has been bragging about his new 3D printer which can print a gun. Doug is not impressed. He's had a Canon printer for years.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a friend who has been bragging about his new 3D printer which can print a gun. Doug is not impressed. He's had a Canon printer for years.

BOOM BOOM!

 

[Andy_R]

When asked why he gave his pet Capuchin monkey a hand grenade, MDB replied that he really wanted a Baboom instead.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When asked why he gave his pet Capuchin monkey a hand grenade, MDB replied that he really wanted a Baboom instead.

Andy has long had an idea of combining Internet servers with explosives.

'You add a Bing here and add a bang there'

He is often heard saying

 

[Andy_R]

MDB only found out today that internet cafes do not have internet servers.

 

[Rocky]

Andy was going to buy an expensive spider from a local pet shop recently, then he realised he could pick up one on the web.