Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy in Germany]

Fritz Katzenjammer has been making a good living pretending he's a Nigerian Prince; he now owns Burlington, Ontario in its entirety, which he bought with gold pieces from the Danbury Mint and Bradford Exchange.

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy can't speak German and just shouts loudly in English. They tolerate him because he does a rude trick with a Currywurst.

 

[All uphill]

Rog speaks so quickly that no one can understand him in any of his fifteen languages.

 

[Speicher]

Roger thinks he can cook up an excellent curry. Some people say it is the worst they have ever tasted.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol got a job delivering for her local curry house.

Unfortunately, being an owl, she could only carry so much at a time and she also needed to perfect her precision air drop technique. Mrs McCafferty was still washing the smell of curry out of her hair 3 days later.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a friend who thinks he is smart. He told him an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so he bashed him on the bonce with a coconut……that made him cry too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a friend who thinks he is smart. He told him an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so he bashed him on the bonce with a coconut……that made him cry.

Rocky also knows that a swift kick in the nuts can make you cry too

 

[Rocky]

Doug is a fan of the ballet. Indeed he can often be found wearing a tutu. However, his eyes always water when he goes to see the Nutcracker. I think he’s probably taking the title too literally.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is a fan of the ballet. Indeed he can often be found wearing a tutu. However, his eyes always water when he goes to see the Nutcracker. I think he’s probably taking the title too literally.

Being a keen aviation enthusiast, Rocky was most disappointed when he went to see 'The Flying Dutchman', only to learn that it wasn't about KLM.

 

[Rocky]

When Doug wears contact lenses, he keeps seeing Russian aircraft flying around in front of his eyes. The doctor said it could be some kind of optical Ilyushin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Doug wears contact lenses, he keeps seeing Russian aircraft flying around in front of his eyes. The doctor said it could be some kind of optical Ilyushin.

That's so bad I can hardly 'Bear' it! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Doug wears contact lenses, he keeps seeing Russian aircraft flying around in front of his eyes. The doctor said it could be some kind of optical Ilyushin.

Rocky plans to drive from pole to pole in an electric vehicle.

Operation 'Two Pole EV', as he calls it, will commence next month.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of driving, Doug has a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy." He spends a long time sitting at green lights until he feels good about himself.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky had one of those and was regularly flattered by a neighbour... Until he learned that their car had a fault with it's alarm.

 

[rogerzilla]

Doug has been to every gig by The Alarm.