Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roady asked someone for a stamp. He forgot to move his foot out of the way.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has a French chicken which swims in the bath. She's the only one in her street with a swimming poule.

 

[All uphill]

Wol has a French chicken which swims in the bath. She's the only one in her street with a swimming poule.

Rocky doesn't have a swimming poule, the dirty b*gger has a piscine.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has installed a camera in my bathroom.

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/346425396351945679/

 

[All uphill]

Speicher is 'owling with laughter

 

[Rocky]

Speicher is 'owling with laughter

All Uphill's posts should be like a sick raptor....... ill eagle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug went into a French bakery and asked for some pain..........he was very surprised when they punched him in the mouth.

The same happened to Rocky when he went to b and q and said he wanted decking

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Rockay was a very naughty boy - He went to B&M and although he didn't get the 'D' and 'S' too, he still enjoyed it!

 

[Rocky]

Doug would post more in this thread, but for the fact that he is a little tied up at the moment..........not to mention the gimp suit (ooops I mentioned it)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know, I only went in to B&M to buy some milk too.

Oooohhh stop that Rockay I'm trying to type here!

 

[Rocky]

Doug walked into a retro shop in Birmingham. He said “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter replied “milk & sugar?”

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When it comes to fish Rocky talks a lot of Pollocks

 

[rogerzilla]

Twentysix has an evil twin that is kept locked in the attic.

 

[stephec]

Roger likes to play with locks in the attic, after the excuses he gave the firemen who came to the rescue he can't understand why the still laugh and point whenever they drive past his house.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec is the only person to have actually received ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS US$ after replying to an email from Nigeria. He spent it on the entire catalogue of the Danbury Mint and Bradford Exchange.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Rogerzilla blew his life savings on Bradford Exchange stuff on the promise of huge riches from a Nigerian prince. He’s been dodging creditors and living in an engineless 62 VW van ever since