Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tell him to stop it, it's pure howfin'

 

[stephec]

When MDB goes to the doctor he has to sign a form saying that he hasn't consumed any sprouts or baked beans in the last three days, otherwise the doctor won't examine him without dressing up like one of the blokes who refuels the cars at Formula One races.

 

[Rocky]

Steph won’t go to his doctor since he got a new surgery in a very modern block. You see he’s got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.

 

[stephec]

Rocky was once compared to a building, at least I think that's what they meant by crumbling relic.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph is so decrepit even English Heritage don't want to know

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT is more dangerous than the reactor at Chernobyl if you cross him, real or perceived.

 

[roadrash]

MDB, dangerous, nah , more like slightly risky

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB, dangerous, nah , more like slightly risky

Roadrash isn't a whimsical name for a bike crash, it's a THREAT!

 

[All uphill]

MDB has moved on from tattoos; now he uses the cheese grater to give himself the road rash look.

 

[Moon bunny]

"I want the dog looking smart for when the family arrive!" exclaimed Mrs. Uphill.
"OK!" said All, as he started to iron him.

 

[Drago]

Moon Bunny is a fraud,Mon account of being a Hare and living on Earth.

 

[Moon bunny]

Drago has a large collection of vegetable peelers.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Moon bunnies make nice stew.

 

[Andy_R]

CG is stewing in his own juices.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy knows that juice is Castro Oil