Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Never mind a Vauxhall Corsa, @stephec once tried to eat Corsica, until the locals started to complain (especially as he had eaten a few of them already too).

Police found a most impressive collection of 'Toopaawah' (see the Tupperware thread @yello) in his freezer, but the contents were far less appealing.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows a cannibal who won’t eat people who have no feet. Apparently he’s lack toes intolerant.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is an Omnivore, he likes to eat his local Omnibuses, much to the chargin of the owners, until they hit upon the idea of employing him down the scrapyard.

Winner winner double - decker dinner!

 

[Rocky]

Doug didn’t like being a bus driver. He was convinced people were talking behind his back.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug didn’t like being a bus driver. He was convinced people were talking behind his back.

Rockay was the stunt double for the bus in Summer Holiday and later, The Italian Job.

 

[Rocky]

Doug lost his car keys and decided to use Semtex to open the driver’s door. Unfortunately he used a little too much……and now has no car.

Silly Doug……as Michael Caine would say: you were only supposed to blow the bloody door off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After the film, Rocky needed quite a bit of reconstructive surgery... coachbuilding, because of that explosion. There was an accident and he never received the protection he needed.

His days as a bus were over, even if, despite the best efforts of the surgeon... Sorry, Coachbuilder... He still has a face like the back of one.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug's Tupperware parties were the stuff of legend. Since he switched to Avon, Tupperware are on the verge of going bust.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's Tupperware parties were the stuff of legend. Since he switched to Avon, Tupperware are on the verge of going bust.

Tupperware once sued Rog after he thought up an, admittedly, niche business idea.

He made woman's clothes for male sheep. Why he thought this up in the first place, curiously, he never explained.

Tupherwear was no more, but Rog will still sell you some privately if you like!

 

[Rocky]

Groan

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Groan

Exactly how many puns on the word 'Tupperware' are there?

Rocky knows exactly how many there are, but with me, I just happened to know what a Tup was, so... ☺️😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug won't eat fast food. He mainly consumes snails.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug won't eat fast food. He mainly consumes snails.

Rockay has got a new job recently and a very important one too.
He has been hired by SNCF and RENFE to facilitate a new freight consist of snails between France and Spain for the consumer market.

He has only one request and that is to call the service, the 'ESCARGO'.



.ES, geddit?

 

[Andy_R]

MDB thought his latest invention was a brilliant idea - training gastropods to deliver post. Unfortunately for him though, the Royal Mail had already patented Snail Mail.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB thought his latest invention was a brilliant idea - training gastropods to deliver post. Unfortunately for him though, the Royal Mail had already patented Snail Mail.

As head of Hermes, Andy has actually improved on it!