Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

MDB can often be heard gushing about his Hermes scarf and matching twin-set and pearls.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB can often be heard gushing about his Hermes scarf and matching twin-set and pearls.

Andy can only afford the Hermees knock offs from down the market.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been advising on the merger of FedEx and UPS. He's suggesting the new company is called FedUP

 

[Rocky]

After a nasty accident to his ex, Doug told the paramedics their wrong blood type.

Now they'll know what rejection feels like.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been advising on the merger of FedEx and UPS. He's suggesting the new company is called FedUP

Rocky very generously suggested FED UP EX(e)S, but I had to dump him graciously declined.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's blood group is so rare that when he was abducted by aliens they sent him straight back as they couldn't believe the results of the probing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec enjoyed the Anal Probe so much that he didn't want to leave.

They had to open their rearward trap door and ease force him out

 

[Rocky]

Doug often goes to parties dressed up as a blood sucking parasite from the moon. What a lunar-tick!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once won a Sir Patrick Moore lookalike competition, that Sir Patrick had entered himself.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's sight was getting back and so he went to the opticians to get some glasses. They were so expensive, he took a tip from Patrick Moore and got a monocle. He's now got 1920 vision.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's sight was getting back and so he went to the opticians to get some glasses. They were so expensive, he took a tip from Patrick Moore and got a monocle. He's now got 1920 vision.

The real reason why Rockay is completely bald is because he stood too close to this:

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/9009253345782421?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Which reminds me - never strike a match while MDB is passing wind

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Which reminds me - never strike a match while MDB is passing wind

The wind blowing past me as I walk or cycle on a blustery day? Yes, absolutely!

TBT on the other hand...

 

[Rocky]

Which reminds me - never strike a match while MDB is passing wind

Top tip 26

I've just read about the hole in the ozone layer above Glasgow. I think we now know the cause.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Top tip 26

I've just read about the hole in the ozone layer above Glasgow. I think we now know the cause.

Aye, Rockaay's Scottish cousin, Rocky Munro!