Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Andy was the original model for the face of Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy was the original model for the face of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Rogerzilla - A face that is more chiseled than the north face of the Eiger

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is so toned, he can fit a Toblerone into his thigh gap.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is so toned, he can fit a Toblerone into his thigh gap.

Rogerzilla had an oriental restaurant for a while at a certain Motorway Service Station which is apparently nowhere near Watford.

It was called

'The Thai Gap'

 

[Rocky]

Don’t bring me into this

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug ate 30 pies for his lunch but still had room for one more. I think that counts as a pie-gap

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don’t bring me into this

Oh!!

Conditioned response!! ☺️😆😆

EDIT: Changed now!

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky drew a picture of a pizza, and coloured one eigth of it in. "That's a pie chart. And that bit is the piece I eight." he proudly claimed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug ate 30 pies for his lunch but still had room for one more. I think that counts as a pie-gap

Rockaay had an Oriental restaurant at... No, only kidding, besides, Andy has now replied anyway

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky drew a picture of a pizza, and coloured one eigth of it in. "That's a pie chart. And that bit is the piece I eight." he proudly claimed.

I am not saying that Andy is thick, but he still thinks the song

'Bye Bye American Pie'

Is about buying and then forgetting to eat an apple pie before it goes out of date (the day it dies) because they are so busy always driving their Chevy to the Levy... Whatever that is.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug makes pies out of roadkill that he finds when out riding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug makes pies out of roadkill that he finds when out riding.

Roger makes bespoke clothing and accessories from Roadkill.

His 'Badger Muff' is particular popular as are the Beaver and cat versions. He also does a brisk trade with the 'Doggy Muff'.

Sorry, I'll stop now.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once stood in a by-election as Pikachu, and beat Nigel Farage (again).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogerzilla and his cult in Japan actually created the Pokemon series.
On asked where the 'Pikachu' name came from, he just says

'I was at the peak of Mount Fuji and I sneezed... Peak ACHOO, see?'

He is less forthcoming about where the 'Pokemon' name came from though.

 

[roadrash]

MDB was asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 6 or 8 pieces, he replied 6 i cant eat 8 pieces