Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Rocky's incessant punning is most amusing. Oops, that should read mostly musing.

 

[Rocky]

Andy's friend tried to annoy him with incessant bird puns.......So Andy retaliated with a few of his own. Toucan play at that game.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky recently developed an intense interest in all things avian, especially raptors. So much so, that he has a drawer full of Teat Owls in his kitchen.

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy was thrown off a Jet2 charter flight for singing along every time that bloody "Hold My Hand" song came over the tannoy.

 

[Andy_R]

Rogerz recently put a Volvo on eBay. Their ad was titled "Swede car online"

 

[Rocky]

Andy writes songs about sewing machines.

He’s a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky still hosts Tupperware parties, complete with fondue, cheese and pineapple/onion on sticks, Tudor crisps, Matteus Rosé, Blue Nun or Babycham and some Watneys or Double Diamond, depending on what's available.


... Oh no, wait, that's just him with his packed lunch when out and about.

 

[Rocky]

At least Doug recognises me for the gourmet diner that I am.

Doug has a device in his kitchen which makes really good smoothies and makes him think heaven is a place on earth. I think it’s called Blender Carlisle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

At least Doug recognises me for the gourmet diner that I am.

Doug has a device in his kitchen which makes really good smoothies and makes him think heaven is a place on earth. I think it’s called Blender Carlisle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rockaay has a bath (which is a momentus occasion, mainly for all the wrong reasons), he really does have a rubber duckie called Kylie

 

[Rocky]

When Rockaay has a bath (which is a momentus occasion, mainly for all the wrong reasons), he really does have a rubber duckie called Kylie

I should be so lucky

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I should be so lucky

That's what Mrs Rockaay said regarding having a quiet life, after you were caught by the Police running down the road in the nude... Again!

 

[Rocky]

Doug was in the first episode of Neighbours but they sacked him because somehow he didn’t fit with the signature tune

Neighbours,
Everybody needs good neighbours
Just a friendly wave each morning
Helps to make a better day…

(He’s such a grumpy git)

 

[stephec]

Rocky's neighbours were glad that he was in their rival Home and Away, as they never liked it when he was at home, and much prefered it when he was away.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec like to think he has a way with words, but to say he comes out with utter gibberish is closer to home.