Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is being employed at the Coronation to guard the flowers and to stop that spider hogging the limelight like it did at the funeral.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla has found a solution to the Kohinoor diamond problem, place it in a padded envelope and post it to India. But first give it a good pounding with a 10kg hammer.

 

[roadrash]

moon bunny can actually defy gravity,................. but only on the second tuesday of the month..........between 10 and 11 am

 

[rogerzilla]

Roadrash was lead scenery designer for the faked Moon landings.

 

[Andy_R]

Rogerz likes to moon on the landing

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy has pet hamsters called Liz and Kwasi.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogerz likes to moon on the landing

When startled, the lesser spotted Rogerzilla will send out a noxious cloud of gas towards the perceived threat, before fleeing.

In other words... 'If in doubt, fart and run!'

 

[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug didn't pass his probationary period at the Victoria and Albert Museum, his motto "If in doubt, throw it out." is not a good one in museums.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is being employed at the Coronation to guard the flowers and to stop that spider hogging the limelight like it did at the funeral.

The Spider... You mean King Charles? 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug didn't pass his probationary period at the Victoria and Albert Museum, his motto "If in doubt, throw it out." is not a good one in museums.

Back in the olden days... Well, ok, last week actually, MB got a job lighting the old gas street lights in her area (she lives in a very quaint place you see).
Unfortunately, after a number of accidents, she was sacked.

Her motto of

'If in doubt, blow it out'

Was not a good one either.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has visited every kebab van in England.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has visited every kebab van in England.

Roger knows there is a new one I've missed in Hemel Hempstead.

 

[Rocky]

In a roundabout way, Doug has visited Hemel Hempstead. In fact, to my knowledge he is still going round looking for an exit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In a roundabout way, Doug has visited Hemel Hempstead. In fact, to my knowledge he is still going round looking for an exit.

Rocky is stood in the old Kodak House, watching and sniggering.

 

[Rocky]

When Doug was at the Hemel roundabout, he saw a caveman wandering around aimlessly. Doug thinks he spotted a Meanderthal.