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Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug has gone off piste again........or did I mean Doug is often pished? Or perhaps both
 

Mad Doug Biker

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MDB has never heard of audiologists, never seen an optician, doesn't have the nerve to go to a neurologist.

With the constant hissing in my ears, I can't hear the audiologist, I am as blind as a bat*, so can't see an optician and there is nothing to do about my brain damage, so there is not much point, nerve or not 😆


* - The lie
 

Mad Doug Biker

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@Rocky
However, I thought a rheumatologist was a carpet/mat fitter, specialising in hard to reach parts of rooms.

Room - mat - (t)all - ogist.
 

Speicher

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This is me wearing specs.
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