Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Meanwhile, Rocky needs reminding to pick up his bulk order of Ski Yoghurts.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has gone off piste again........or did I mean Doug is often pished? Or perhaps both

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has gone off piste again........or did I mean Doug is often pished? Or perhaps both

Tired and emotional, darling, tired and emotional. 😆

 

[All uphill]

MDB has never heard of audiologists, never seen an optician, doesn't have the nerve to go to a neurologist.

 

[All uphill]

Tired and emotional, darling, tired and emotional. 😆

It's your pun-ishing routine

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has never heard of audiologists, never seen an optician, doesn't have the nerve to go to a neurologist.

With the constant hissing in my ears, I can't hear the audiologist, I am as blind as a bat*, so can't see an optician and there is nothing to do about my brain damage, so there is not much point, nerve or not 😆


* - The lie

 

[Rocky]

Uppers didn't have the strength to mention a rheumatologist or the heart to suggest a cardiologist to Doug

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers didn't have the strength to mention a rheumatologist or the heart to suggest a cardiologist to Doug

Rocky knows what a rheumatologist does.

... They are a painter and decorator, aren't they?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Rocky
However, I thought a rheumatologist was a carpet/mat fitter, specialising in hard to reach parts of rooms.

Room - mat - (t)all - ogist.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky knows what a rheumatologist does.

... They are a painter and decorator, aren't they?

Rumour-tologist = journalist

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rumour-tologist = journalist

AU is making that up as a lie as they think it's a contortionist who is also a terrible gossip

 

[Speicher]

The last time MDB was in hospital he had an electro cardigan.

 

[All uphill]

The last time MDB was in hospital he had an electro cardigan.

Speicher had an angry-ogram

 

[Speicher]

This is me wearing specs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A Rumourwologist is someone who makes things up and talks about Speicher constantly.