Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

All Uppers has a vicious 4' giant parrot. One day it attacked Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, clawing them to death.

It's like killing two stones with one bird.

 

[Andy_R]

Muckyroundtin likes to tell bad jokes when he's not beating about the bush

 

[Rocky]

Muckyroundtin likes to tell bad jokes when he's not beating about the bush

Nice to see you Andy

 

[All uphill]

Kate Bush wrote a song for Andy. She called it Waffling Heights

 

[Drago]

All Uphill was doing a roaring trade until 1997 when Gary Glitter was arrested and the demand for impersonators dried up overnight.

 

[Andy_R]

Drago's Y fronts dried up overnight (remember, this is tell a LIE...)

 

[stephec]

Andy wears his y-fronts for that long he has to snap them in half to get them in the washing machine.

 

[Andy_R]

Nice to see you Andy

 

[Andy_R]

Andy wears his y-fronts for that long he has to snap them in half to get them in the washing machine.

Stephec doesn't have a washing machine and cleans his Y-fronts by banging them with rocks down at the river. Hopefully he'll remember to take them off first though, especially after last time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger's surname is Nightly. Roger Nightly is more than just his name; it is also his main goal in life.

(@Mad Doug Biker has hacked this account and is now posting as Rocky)

No, I'd have made a Roger The Cabinboy joke.




... WHAT?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec doesn't have a washing machine and cleans his Y-fronts by banging them with rocks down at the river. Hopefully he'll remember to take them off first though, especially after last time.

Andy was so strapped for cash during Lockdown that he wore his white Marks and Spencers briefs as a facemask.

Strangely, he only seemed to attract the attention of pervy old men, everyone else left him well alone!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug followed Trump's advice and drank bleach to prevent Covid. Ever since then, all his farts smell of swimming pools and his poo looks like that of a 1970s dog.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know, I can't get rid of you, you just love that smell, you weirdo! 😆

 

[Drago]

Mad Doug Biker is sane, called Colin, and rides a Lambretta. He is also a compulsive fibber.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago is also pathologically honest