Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Moon bunny has been reading the Stephen Hawkin book A Brief History of Tim

It's about a lad from the Lac Distric who can't finish his wors.

 

[All uphill]

Moon Bunny's wheelchair is fully upholstered in tweed, with a drinks cabinet, coffee maker, fridge and microwave.

 

[All uphill]

Snc Rcky gv m the dodgy prwns v bn hvng trbl wth my vwls

 

[Rocky]

Uppers can't eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapour. They make him feel bad about himself.

The doctor tells him he has shellfish-steamed issues.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is trying to find out why they did not ask Evans.

 

[Rocky]

Wol learnt a new fact today about Agatha Christie. Apparently she would write one mystery novel after another without pause until her arms ached and her fingers went numb. The doctors diagnosed her with Marple tunnel syndrome.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky wonders why they named a 1970's lollipop sucking detective after some smooth bicycle tyres.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Smooth bicycle tyres aren't the only way All uphill makes skid marks

 

[All uphill]

25x26 still makes brmm brmm engine noises and the sound of screeching tyres when they walk round the supermarket.

 

[Rocky]

25x26 still makes brmm brmm engine noises and the sound of screeching tyres when they walk round the supermarket.

So do I

 

[All uphill]

So do I

Me too!

 

[Rocky]

All Uppers always carries two halves of a coconut shell wherever he goes. He reasons that you never know when you'll need to sound like a horse.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has been studying the chords on his air guitar, and hopes to form his own band soon.

 

[Rocky]

All Uppers' group is called the Dung Beatles. They play the Fab Four back catalog and spend a lot of time sitting on stools.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was disappointed when told he couldn't call his group the Rolling Stones. Given the rotundity of his avatar and his name it would have been perfect.