Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

MDB wants to make an early start to visit Cranchesterford, he might purchase some Lark Pies.

 

[Rocky]

Wol’s local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.

 

[stephec]

Greggs look on in envy at the profits of Rocky's local pie shop.

Edit: sorry, I meant to say personal and not local.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec once went on Take Me Out but wasn't picked.

 

[All uphill]

Rogerzilla loves Homes Under the Hammer. He got a shock when he saw his own house being auctioned off; maybe he should have opened all those letters that he put in the bin.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill once built a La-Z-Boy chair powered by a Honda Fireblade engine and was nicked doing 90mph on the M25.

 

[Rocky]

Roger loves his motorbike. It's great for getting to the front of queues quicker.

It does always terrify the other customers in the Post Office, though.

 

[stephec]

Rocky was once a hells angel, he only became one as he liked wearing leather.

 

[Rocky]

Steph thinks he's allergic to leather. Every time he wakes up in bed with his shoes on, he has a headache and is feeling sick.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky once dated Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman at the same time, but they dumped him because he kept confusing one for the other.

 

[Rocky]

Roger's surname is Nightly. Roger Nightly is more than just his name; it is also his main goal in life.

(@Mad Doug Biker has hacked this account and is now posting as Rocky)

 

[stephec]

Richard 'twice nightly' Whiteley of Countdown fame is alleged to have sought Rocky's advice on how to woo his co host, on account of Rocky's reputation as a lothario, but being a gentleman Rocky never confirmed or denied this.

Unfortunately though it back fired and Rocky has had to constantly renew the restraining order on Carol Vorderman.

 

[Drago]

Stephec once worked as Carol Vorderman's RAF uniform.

 

[rogerzilla]

Drago was one of the people who bought a Sinclair C5. He brags about being an EV "early adopter" in the pub.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla was told off for riding around the National Collections Centre, Wroughton, on Stephen Hawking's wheelchair.