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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
MDB knitted a pullover from his beard trimmings.

AU is always so well shaved, waxed and lasered (full body, he likes feeling smooth) that Nasa use him for aerodynamic testing.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Spoiler alert......

Doug wants to know the name of the thing on the back of sports cars that makes them more aerodynamic.

... Oh I know that, she's called Debbie, she works in the chippy and will do anything for a Potato Fritter and a packet of Wotsits... Which is what she normally gets regardless anyway, to be fair.
 
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rogerzilla

Legendary Member
Rocky had a cameo as a eunuch in the film "Caligula".
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug was sitting in his local when a pantomime horse came into the bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.
 
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