Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that I have an extensive knowledge of French but I'm struggling to understand that phrase. Is it from Alsace Lorraine?

Toulouse... One downstairs, the other upstairs.


Sorry, terrible joke.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Or if you are at Wetherspoons, Toulouse Lautrec.

 

[Rocky]

Doug and his partner spent all their money setting up a bread shop in Paris. Unfortunately Doug's partner left him and now all he's got is pain.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky went shopping the other day there, but had to leave most of it in the shop as he only had a Baguette.

 

[Rocky]

When Doug was last in France he bought a chicken that likes water. It's a swimming poule

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah! I zee Rocky iz back at le Pissine!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, Rockaay once toured France by bike with a group of friends.

Unfortunately, he got a dodgy tummy after an ill advised curry with some strong local cheese and wine (don't ask).

He really WAS 'le Lantern Rouge' the next day or two.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now, @Rocky can we stop this, my knowledge of Franch is seriously running out! 😆

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug knows that I failed French GCSE (O'Level as it was called in old money). But I've just worked out how to use Google Translate. So the answer to your question est non

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rocky was the Lantern Rouge as mentioned above, he was wearing the Mailot Merde.

Well, that was, until the Ag2R team went past.

 

[Rocky]

Ok ok ok..........time to move on. Enough is en oeuf.

Which is what Doug said when asked what the small ovoid thing with a shell was in his hand ....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocheux, cycliste instantané, il suffit d'ajouter de l'eau!


Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[All uphill]

MDB loves soul music.

He can resist everything except Temptations.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB loves soul music.

He can resist everything except Temptations.

AU knows that with me, it's more like

MDB, cycliste instantané, il suffit d'ajouter alcool.

 

[All uphill]

It's 7pm, MDB is ready for his first Talisker with strawberry ice cream and chocolate syrup.