Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, the moon is up and I’m going to scamper naked round a field with Speicher.

AU and I are getting the night vision goggles on as I type...

 

[stephec]

MDB is going to go blind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is going to go blind.

Stephec actually is going to go along and pretend he's blind so they take pity on him.

 

[stephec]

MDB has even gone as far as borrowing a friend's Labrador in his attempt to conceal his depraved plan.

 

[roadrash]

stephec says you shouldn't buy a labrador.... have you seen how many of their owners go blind

 

[All uphill]

roadrash has a tiny dachshund. If its legs were any shorter they wouldn't reach the ground.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers used to have a dog that could do magic. It was a labracadabrador.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky, hungry, dog's dinner. Need I say more?

 

[Rocky]

26's dog ate a bunch of garlic. Its bark was worse than its bite.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky tried to learn how to speak Garlic once, but the only thing he ended up doing was cause a stink.

 

[ExBrit]

Mad Doug is a real member of Bikeoholics Anonymous which is a totally real group of people who participate in a 12 step program to get them to stop spending so much damn time and money on bicycles. It is 100% funded by BWUK (Bicycle widows of the UK)

 

[All uphill]

ExBrit left GB to get away from all those expensive bike shops. What a surprise when he arrived in Spain and found they have bikes too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ExBrit left GB to get away from all those expensive bike shops. What a surprise when he arrived in Spain and found they have bikes too.

On passing up the opportunity of moving to Italy, AU is absolutely kicking himself, because as it turns out, as far as he can tell anyway, you can use your Giro to buy a fancy bike and then race it!

 

[All uphill]

MDB tried to swap his bus pass for a bike. The deal fell through when the seller saw the photo on his pass.
"It's a good match for my ar*e, but not my face" he said.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB tried to swap his bus pass for a bike. The deal fell through when the seller saw the photo on his pass.
"It's a good match for my ar*e, but not my face" he said.

How very dare you!

That said, AU's mighty 'bum chin' got him into the final of 'Rear of The Year 2010', before it was dramatically revealed that it was actually his face.

Gloria Hunniford has never quite been the same after that!