Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

That also might be closer to the truth than you think

Although you are made from Boulders, not Girders

 

[stephec]

Doug's bra is so big it's often called a boulder holder.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's bra is so big it's often called a boulder holder.

Steph is saving up for the operation so that his pants can be called the same!

 

[Rocky]

Steph is saving up for the operation so that his pants can be called the same!

Doug found a tennis ball while out jogging and put it in his pocket to give his dog back home.

As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn’t help but notice the large bulge in his trouser pocket.

“Tennis ball,” Doug said, noticing her looking.

“Oh, that must be painful,” she replied. “I had tennis elbow once!”

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is the other, unnamed, woman in the Trump court case.

Rog went to make a protest against Trump outside the Courthouse, except, he is both dyslexic and also loves Spoonerisms, so his placard read

'Trunt Is A Cump!'

 

[Rocky]

Rog went to make a protest against Trump outside the Courthouse, except, he is both dyslexic and also loves Spoonerisms, so his placard read

'Trunt Is A Cump!'

Doug knows any more of those spoonerisms and he’ll be put off in his crime

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's teacher told him he had tasted the whole worm.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU once wrote in an exam paper

'After discovering Australia, Captain Cook then tried to circumsise the globe'.



Yes, yes, the old ones are the best, etc.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is the person who wrote "M KHAN IS BENT" on that railway bridge over the North Circular.

 

[All uphill]

Rogerzilla wrote 'George Davies is innocent' on the M1 bridge.

Have I got that right?

 

[Rocky]

Uppers wrote ‘Nicholas Parsons is the neo-opiate of the people’ on the Northwick Park roundabout on the 3 August 1984

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas, Rocky just wrote

'Balls to Cubism'

On a bridge over the M25.

 

[All uphill]

MDB is old-fashioned and was the inspiration for cubism.
He's a bit of a square.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill is Banksy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogerzilla is worshiped by a cult in Japan