Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has just written a reminder list for things to do today. It's Tokyo.

He needs to trim his toe nails.
He needs to get a spare key cut.
He needs to buy a hoe for the garden.

Let's hope Toekeyhoe does the trick....poor lad is getting forgetful these days.

 

[postman]

Doug found a tennis ball while out jogging and put it in his pocket to give his dog back home.

As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn’t help but notice the large bulge in his trouser pocket.

“Tennis ball,” Doug said, noticing her looking.

“Oh, that must be painful,” she replied. “I had tennis elbow once!”

Actually it is called a Hydrocele I had one for eighteen months.

 

[postman]

Rocky got for a ticket for cycling down a one way street the wrong way.Asked did you not see the arrows.Arrows replied Rocky I never saw the Indians either.

 

[All uphill]

Postman doesn't understand why cowboys drink in saloons while he isn't allowed to drink in any kind of car.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman doesn't understand why cowboys drink in saloons while he isn't allowed to drink in any kind of car.

AU leads a Sedantry life.

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug never splits an infinitive, hates the wrong use of apostrophes, never ends a sentence with a preposition. He leads a pedantry life.

 

[All uphill]

AU leads a Sedantry life.

MDB me coupe avec son humeur

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug never splits an infinitive, hates the wrong use of apostrophes, never ends a sentence with a preposition. He leads a pedantry life.

Actually I don't like the apostrophe one.

Anyway, Rocky isn't stupid, but he knows that a pedant is something a lady wears around her neck.

 

[Rocky]

Tout en Montée, as Uppers likes to be known, hates fast food. That's why he lives on a diet of snails.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB me coupe avec son humeur

*Shrugs in French*

 

[Rocky]

*Shrugs in French*

Cycliste Doug Fou always shrugs in French

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cycliste Doug Fou always shrugs in French

Oui!

Talking of which, Rocky now needs le Toilete...

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows I have a vessie faible. It comes with my age.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah, you are always the, how do we say?

Always the Tinkle

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that I have an extensive knowledge of French but I'm struggling to understand that phrase. Is it from Alsace Lorraine?