Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB thinks Titanum is similar to Aluminum. He got his education on the wrong side of the pond

 

[All uphill]

TBT has an elementary understanding of metals.

He periodically goes back to study the differences at his kitchen table.

 

[Rocky]

Of all the elements, Uppers loves helium. He just can’t speak highly enough about it.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky looks like a helium balloon, but, judging by the smell he is actually full of methane.

 

[stephec]

AU has had a permanent 3m 'no naked flames' exclusion zone around them in force since the age of five.

 

[Rocky]

Steph dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane. He’s got a real devil make air attitude.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rocky died, even the Devil didn't want him, so he is now Eternally Dammed to walk the streets of Nottingham.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a pet pig which can tie things up with string. He calls it Notting ham

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has a female sheep. He wonders why people comment so oddly about it.

'Ewe look well today'
'Ewe coming out today?'

 

[Speicher]

Uppers has a horse who learned how to be a blacksmith, he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has a thoroughbread horse which she paid a lot of dough for.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky also has pet Gerbils, but the less we say about what he does with them, the better...

 

[All uphill]

Rocky won't take his pets to the Netherlands. He won't have people saying 'Hamster damn!' to them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky won't take his pets to the Netherlands. He won't have people saying 'Hamster damn!' to them.

AU is actually a Thai Chicken farmer and is rather fond of Bang Kok.

... What? 😆

 

[All uphill]

MDB hates risqué double entendres.