Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug is sitting typing in his tweed plus fours, spats and deer stalker hat. He likes to dress down a little on Friday nights. But don't worry he's still got his trademark pink bow tie on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is sitting typing in his tweed plus fours, spats and deer stalker hat. He likes to dress down a little on Friday nights. But don't worry he's still got his trademark pink bow tie on.

Rockay knows that I like to dress down on Fridays to make people like @Accy cyclist feel more at ease.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug also wants to know more about the cry 'oi Trev, square ball'

Rocky knows that I am not still figuring out what the heck he just typed 😆

 

[Rocky]

Rocky knows that I am not still figuring out what the heck he just typed 😆

After all the years Doug has known me........he should know there is a high chance that I haven't a clue about the drivel I post either.

 

[Rocky]

Doug went to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking."

"Now settle down," the doctor calmly told Doug. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After all the years Doug has known me........he should know there is a high chance that I haven't a clue about the drivel I post either.

Rocky knows I knew that, but that I had been momentarily distracted by my Deerstalker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug went to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking."

"Now settle down," the doctor calmly told Doug. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."

Having lived an entirely innocent and sheltered life, Rocky went to the hospital for a Sex Change.

He had only gone to find a new Mrs Rocky too, as he thought that that is what a sex change was... A change of who you have... Well, you get the jist.

Poor Rocks... Yep and those are gone too!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Mrs Rocky's reaction cannot be published here either.

 

[Rocky]

... Mrs Rocky's reaction cannot be published here either.

It would probably be relief .....and would save her putting all that bromide in my tea

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It would probably be relief .....and would save her putting all that bromide in my tea

Mrs Rocky is ordering some Bromide as we speak, after Rockay was caught trying one of her bras for size.

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB is currently reclining in a bathful of Pinot Noir.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is currently reclining in a bathful of Pinot Noir.

Thanks to The Doctor, I am now too pished to even climb out after I started drinking it.

If I drown on hehre, just be rest assurwd tthat I sied happoy...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After all the years Doug has known me........he should know there is a high chance that I haven't a clue about the drivel I post either.

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"MDB was found, lying face down in a ditch, wearing nothing but one of Rocky's bras..."

 

[stephec]

You can tell that it's one of Rocky's bras and not MDB's as it's far too tight, oh and because of the peep holes of course.

 

[Rocky]

Steph isn't really surprised by any of this. He'd be the first to admit he's seen the Rocky (and Doug) Horror Show at his local theatre 213 times.