Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's very dangerous to hold a candle to MDB's bonce. It's where the methane comes from.

Due to a rare genetic defect, born from his Mongolian/Brummie heritage, TBT really CAN produce fart noises from his throat

 

[Andy in Germany]

Due to a rare genetic defect, born from his Mongolian/Brummie heritage, TBT really CAN produce fart noises from his throat

MDB Doesn't realise that all Brummies can do that; it comes with the accent.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Andy in Germany is the only known person in the world who can make a perfect replica of a German bratwurst using origami.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Andy in Germany is the only known person in the world who can make a perfect replica of a German bratwurst using origami.

Ming imported the art form to his home world where he used it to elevate himself to rule the entire planet.

He still hasn't paid me the royalties though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming imported the art form to his home world where he used it to elevate himself to rule the entire planet.

He still hasn't paid me the royalties though.

And Andy still hasn't paid me mine either.

 

[Rocky]

As Doug likes to say: In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Or was it Mad Diogenes Biker who says that?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As Doug likes to say: In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Or was it Mad Diogenes Biker who says that?

Rocky has only just learned how Socrates is actually pronounced and not 'So Crates' as he has said all of his life, to some amount of mirth and hilarity amongst his friends.

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug is fond of quoting Wittgenstein's 'whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent'.......particularly after 15 large whiskies and just before sliding to the pub floor.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is fond of quoting Wittgenstein's 'whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent'.......particularly after 15 large whiskies and just before sliding to the pub floor.

... Usual time down the pub tonight, Rocky?

 

[Rocky]

Doug has taken a principled stance and refused to present Match of The Day while Gary Lineker has been stood down.


Mind you it could also be that when it comes to football, Doug says little and knows even less.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has taken a principled stance and refused to present Match of The Day while Gary Lineker has been stood down.


Mind you it could also be that when it comes to football, Doug says little and knows even less.

Rockay was talked out of the job as it was deemed that him presenting it in his pants would scar countless millions for life!

Actually, I know very little about Football, so kinda' a lie and kinda' not.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Having learnt of Gary Linekar's BBC salary MDB is boning up on footie, or, as he now calls it, soccer league.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having learnt of Gary Linekar's BBC salary MDB is boning up on footie, or, as he now calls it, soccer league.

TBT can explain to me what the... 'Side off'... Is it? Rule is

 

[Rocky]

TBT can explain to me what the... 'Side off'... Is it? Rule is

Mad Doug also wants to know more about the cry 'oi Trev, square ball'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug also wants to know more about the cry 'oi Trev, square ball'

Being au fait on such things, Rockaay never fails to be impressed by the fact that they advertise the Financial Times at the end of every game... And next to the score too!

'Very spiffing good show'

He always thinks